Penis Cactus - Trichocereus bridgesii monströs

Are some plants really suggestive of human anatomy? Or are our minds inclined to see things that way??  Either way, this mostly spineless cactus is certainly a conversation starter! Growing into clumps of…well, y’know, this unique columnar cactus typically grows 2 to 3 inches wide and 6 to 10 inches tall.  Grow this one in bright light to light shade, and water it only occasionally, as it’s prone to rot in overly-moist soil.  Use Specialty Tropicals Succulent Medium for potting.